Hello world, i'm finally here,
let me wrap you up a basket of our finest beer,
and i fear, that the words have been jaded,
cause i'm an iPod shuffle, long outdated,
never serenated but always there when i play,
in a small way you fuel the words i say,
cause i love writing, this is true,
and lately i've been writing novels revolving round you,
feel bad? take two, until your whole body is numb,
just don't exceed four, don't bit the loaded gun,
stupid, crazy, dumb, emotional, bitch, pussy,
keep calling me names, girls try and push me,
voted for Bush? please, i despise wookies,
a tight body with brunette hair is better then cookies,
but lately i'm a child again, tiny is what i are,
you're the cookies, out of reach in the jar too far.