I promise that every girl i couldn't get,
for rejecting me they will immensely regret,
the jury objects, the judge doesn't care,
all he wants is for the hot plaintiff to share,
how little she cares and how much she parties,
how little she drinks water and how much Bacardi,
cause that is what it seems anyone cares about,
can't allow to let false promises reroute,
don't ruin our good by ending it bad,
why would i lie? never cared to say i had
a girlfriend in any of you, just like you saw,
just like they saw and less like she saw,
the evil trio constantly trying to take over,
learning how to deal with them sober,
here's the closer, i'd like to share,
that only two thirds of the three have my care.