You put cheese pizza on the mouse trap,
waited for me to get caught with my back cracked,
make sure you hold the cards so you barely call back,
my mental takes a hit with your smile as the attack,
not much i know but with you i'm a scholar,
showed i can be me and helped me save a dollar,
got me attached without giving me a collar,
when i was with you i never ever felt taller,
less than a week and it seemed like eternity,
nothing hurts more than having this dependency,
only when i talk with you i need speech therapy,
my insides are screaming mutiny and heresy,
so i respectably raise up the intensity,
incredibly you want more, nudging me impatiently,
just don't start hating me literally i'll live miserably,
and i'll just add you to those who shortened my life expectancy.