Got me standing attention like a roach in a bowl,
only problem is you're diseased like a stripper pole,
so i know if i cross that bridge i'll pay the toll,
instead i throw on my clothes and go for a stroll,
disappointed that i missed you like a field goal,
hearing Star Fox 64 in my head, "do a barrel roll",
not sure where the shots came from or who's in control,
i am JFK and you chill on the knoll,
driving down slowly turning on cruise control,
steering with my knees so my fingers can roll,
whats inside this paper is important like a scroll,
scheme inside my house and be sure i'll know what you stole,
was it my cell phone, or my gaming console?
i'm Brad Pitting this girl, like i don't know,
still waiting months even after i enrolled,
like worn out skater shoes, i got no sole.