Guess what, fuck it, bout to open up my heart,
fuck the pain in the ending, why bother with a start,
my fathers afraid of the dark, my mother has many problems,
yet still to this day Shaggy easily fights off his goblins,
find credit cards and usin em is robbin,
out of control marine one night was steady mobbin,
brother was with em, hell they even found a car,
fuck it the owner won't notice if we don't go far,
damn near lucky no one took his spot,
you would've made the area a little bit too hot,
i'm a man who is deceptive, what you see aint what i got,
since you only see me in public where i never carry pot,
wait until later when i get home i won't stop,
til i feel my hair growin and my brain cells pop,
plus it takes Shaggy smokin a doobie,
for him to be united with his dog Scooby.