Why does my life have to be so bold
Surrounded by freaks lined up in rows
Awaiting their chance to dip in my pants
Though I’ve denied them all in advance
Staring me nude making comments too rude
Vulgarity is not what I look for in a dude
Flattery overwhelming while I strut down the block
From knowing you want me to lead the flock
Conundrum that jumps up time after time
Should I really want it if it’ll never be mine?
No matter how cute, how deep, or how long
To indulge any offers is just plain wrong!