Life’s a b****; a big, fat, foul, over-weighted, loud mouthed, sarcastic, naive one at that
Replied Havoc online to Starshine’s ‘I hate life’ rant
All I could think of was wow that’s me
As I smiled in a deep yet ignorant glee
I embraced all these qualities so cheerful and proud
I nearly yelped the phrase out loud
So ghetto of me to feel such positive power from such a negative ring
All of these qualities that make me Miss Thing
Mother of life gripping her title
No opportunity to chill out or let these hands go idle
I am BIG, in persona and presence
Sit behind my screen and share my essence
Fat or shall I say PHAT in my allure and capture of your eye
One vision of my true heart keeps visitors coming by
Foul cuz I share the truth
Or is it cuz I have no couth
Over-weight in size and attachments to love
Well disguised by my gifts from above
Loud mouthed for all worthy thrills
And even while picking up the spills
Sarcastic from all these lessons learned
And still naïve cuz I keep getting burned
Pressing on past the problems forcing a path to progress
Thank goodness for all the ‘negative’ qualities I possess
Though they seem to make me a b**** to most
I’d say they make me better
They show that I am Strong, intoxicating persuasive, honest,
Persevering, loving, intelligent, well versed
As well as an attention getter