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Light of My Life
When I laugh at you
I just can't help it
You're just so fucking stupid
And I seriously can't fucking help it
Remember the time when you tripped while in line
at the subway down the street
Then when you got up to order
you completely forgot to ask for any meat
And later that day while you cried in the stall
I brought myself to tears at the hilarity of it all
because you soiled your pants, thanks to subway
then you slipped in your shit and broke all your teeth
so you crawled through the hall, trying to reach that bathroom stall
as I pointed and laughed at your blood and your crap
You really light up my life
