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What Happens When You Don't Tip
The green cloth doth fall from the tree
its been up there since 10 minutes to 3
It is now 3, 10 minutes we waited
Happy was I, I was elated
I took my cloth which I thought to be lost
And ran to where I had to be at any such cost
I reached the spot, saw the man
Crept up behind, and slowly with my hand
I smothered the bastard to death
