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The Merciless Demon of STD Contraction
Don't grab my feet in the cold of winter
Or you'll find you have contracted syphilis
Im the merciless demon of STD contraction
So dont cross me woman
Dont touch me
Not in the cold of winter or on Summer Tuesdays
Behave yourself
Deepfry me a loaf of bread
And I'll supply what you need
A single intramuscular injection of penicillin
I'll take care of you..
