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The Shark Who Hunts On Land (With Mines)
A light bulb in a socket
Switched off, the room is dark
I walk amongst the messy floor
Just hoping for a spark
Stumbling about my bedroom
The light must be burnt out
I feel a grope on my balls
What the fuck was that about?
I reached down to find out
What it was in the dark
Only to feel
It was the fin of a shark
I jumped back and screamed
Landing on a mine
The shark cackled furiously
While chomping on my spine
