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i wanted to write something awesome

but i didnt know where to go...

all i could think about was getting laid

does that make me a ho?

but the way i figure it...

i've got the option...

of faking an orgasm with you

or multiple orgasms with masturbation

it didnt take me long to decide

which one would you pick?

its got 3 speeds and yeah

its bigger than your dick

but dont be sad baby

when my batteries run out, i'll need some love then too

so if i'm not doing your brother or your best friend

i'll be doing you