i said i couldn't talk because i was making a peanut butter and banana sandwhich
you asked if that meant aka i was having anal sex
i laughed and said no that while i do like the butt love it really was just a sandwhich
you said that it sounded good but for some reason it made your ass hurt and i laughed again
hmm you're silly. you're silly and sexy and smart and i want you but i'll have to call you back later
because while this is the most interesting telephone conversation i've had in a while
i really want to eat my sandwhich