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My story
Me, a boy from Namibia
packed bag and baggage to India.
Coz, Namibia is a dirty place with no fun
and man to woman ratio is 100:1.
The women in Namibia are old maids
Only advantage, it is free of AIDS.
At nineteen, I was still a virgin
And it was considered to be a sin.
So I ran away from Namibia
As I wanted to get laid in India.
On the flight, the pilot told me that I was witty
And I thought that the female pilot was pretty.
When we reached India, she called me sexy
And to take me around, she ordered for a taxi.
The taxi fare was 100 fivers
Because there were 5 female drivers.
Five females to take me around
I never felt so safe and sound.
They put my head to their chest
And said, "Boy, you need some rest".
They closed my mouth so that I couldn't shout
And did things which I had only heard about.
Though I can't say what transpired
I will say that it left me tired.
As I wandered on the beach
I saw a beautiful girl within my reach.
She was really horny
And made me go corny.
As I rubbed some oil on her back in large measure
She started moaning in pleasure.
But her hubby came running with a stick
And I had to do the vanishing trick.
Well, I better get back to Namibia
It is not as dangerous as India
