In a little town in San Francisco there was a mime who was passionate about his act, every Sunday at 9 am he was located near lombard street performing his act he enjoyed to make people smile and that was a way to get some money for his family but on September 15 2008 was not like the other days because he didn’t expect what was about to come. At 9 am on the other side of the road a thief was preparing to rob a bank, he put on a ski mask, prepared his fake pistol and started walking to the bank, in front of the bank the mime was doing his usual routine.
The thief took out his gun and grabbed the mime without noticing who he was or what was he doing, he was using the mime as a hostage to enter the bank, the guard couldn’t do anything but let the thief in because his life was at risk. Once in the bank, everyone was scared because of the situation, some people were screaming and some others hiding from the thief but the mime was not panicked at all and he followed the thief’s instructions because he used to be a robber and knows how to react at those situations. The bank workers behind the bulletproof glass called the police without the thief realizing and then the thief asked for the money to the workers behind the bulletproof glass, and as they were in a safe zone they waited as long as possible for the police to come.
After the thief got the money because the police never came and the mime life was at risk, he left to his van still with the mime but he refused to get in the van, he didn’t said anything he just shaked his head, the thief angry pushed him into the van but the mime wouldn’t move, he stood there and acted like if he was trapped in a box, but then the thief pushed the mime into the van really hard again and closed the door, but the mime locked the doors and the thief got locked out of the van, he knocked on the backdoor but there was no answer meanwhile the mime sat on the front seat with a straight face, the thief knocked on the window and pointed the gun at him, the mime turned around and pretended to roll down the window “Do you wanna die?” the thief said as he pointed the gun at the mime but the mime calmly pretended to roll up the window and turned on the radio and the mime turned on the engine of the van and started to drive slowly so the thief would be desperate and suddenly he started driving faster and faster and fled away from the scene.
Then the police came and saw the thief so they arrested him and the mime was so frustrated because he robbed a bank and then a mime robbed him with the money.
Humor is a good drug.
Humor is a good drug.