Time was when people were making money,
And spending it as fast as they could make it,
When Wall St. was paved with milk and honey
And other people's money, with brokers ready to take it.
Corporate bosses were taking profits for themselves,
Letting their workers have minimum-wage cake;
Wehn accountants placed doctored books on the shelves
To keep the IRS from knowing who was on the take.
At some point, for some people, earning money lost its appeal:
"Why bother earning it when we can legally steal
From those who trust it with us? We'll never feel
Like Howie Mandel asking, "Deal Or No Deal?"
Now the tables have turned: economies the world over
Have begun to topple, ours being the first.
More and more bad news rolled us on our backs like Rover,
And made us realize we were choking on our thirst
For money and power. The markets spun out
Of control, and much was lost in a heartbeat.
What was a trickle became a flood, no doubt,
As it flowed from Wall St. and spilled onto Main Street.
Politicians soon saw they had to stop the spinning wheel
Before too many jobs and too much money lost would seal
The fate of a nation. They came to Congress to humbly kneel
Before their peers, begging, "Deal Or No Deal?"
A deal was indeed made, but of the wrong sort,
As more money and more jobs are still disappearing,
And with every market drop and negative earnings report,
The long-forewarned recession that everyone was fearing
Becomes a stark reality. Not for many years
Have so many lost their jobs so fast, but today
Even the corporate bosses see their worst fears
Of losing the money they have stolen anyway.
CEOs of banks and department stores now stand heel to heel
With the thousands of unemployed workers, unable to conceal
What the heads of GM, Ford, and Chrysler now feel,
With tin cups in their hands, asking "Deal Or No Deal?"
Patrick W. Hopkins 12/10/2008