Brain fart

The flatulence created from a quizno's sub,

vs.

the saline injected bagelheads sense wonder.

 

Why oh why, does one permeate stagnant karma?

Actions done a million times before.

Metaphorical meaning? 

Or just a way to tolerate the world at large?

 

Corn beef and hash?

How about a colonic instead.

Give me a nightcap and send me off to bed then.

Send postcards to yourself,

to where you want to go in the future.

 

Because where ever you go,

There you are.

 

Knock'em dead.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Isn't it strange, the way the brain itself cannot feel pain.  Everything but that noodley grey mush sitting atop your shoulders.  People actually do inject saline into their foreheads then push the middle in to make it look like a bagel.  People are strange...

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