today,
i had to endure an argument
(approx. duration 0h 30m)
spawned by subject 2's refusal
to reimburse subject 1
over a gallon of milk
oh, details, details! how few!
subject 1: you drank practically the entire gallon yesterday.
subject 2: it was like three cups, bro.
and they exchanged enmity,
along with threats,
and cursed words and terms
to the likes of "doucher"
much animosity formed among all.
oh, god
oh, god
i need new friends.