I don't like my teacher.
She tells me what to do.
I'll get her in trouble
And I can do it too.
I shall say that she slapped me.
Yes! That should do the trick.
Who will ever realize
That my lies are so thick?
This is really going to work.
I know she deserves it.
Let's see if she can take it
As well as she serves it.
Yes, she teaches very well.
Yes, I like her classes
But I hate her discipline
And the need for passes.
So teacher, how's it going?
How do you like the heat?
Next time, when I'm in trouble
Think of this and retreat!