How dared you accept that date
Supposedly on my behalf!
I guess it afforded you
An€opportunity€to€laugh.
Well, laugh while you can, buster While your jaw is still safely hinged.
The next time that I see you
You'll be well blistered and quite singed.
I have now the Date From Hell
Because of your interference
And now I at least have to
Make some sort of an appearance.
You dull witted idiot
Will you stop trying to fix me up!
You'd better if you want to
Ever drink again from a cup!