You’re charming, you’re entertaining, you’re outrageous-
Clearly you’re not the man for me.
You must be a good ‘catch’ in other people’s eyes
But you don’t do that much for me.
You see, I would find it difficult to trust you-
Super women’s man that you are.
You have a practised ease about all that you do
You attract women, near and far.
You would be a great fellow to just have fun with
For the brief time that we would share
But really, handsome rake, that life I cannot take.
Don’t frown. See that wink over there?