Wee Willy and Piggy's Palace

There is a pig farmer in B.C

In B.C., In B.C.

That's British Columbia folks.

Western Canada.

Wild country.



This here pig farmer was quite busy

Real busy, too busy

That's Busy with a capital B.

A big time mover.

Real wild man.



How'd he manage to fit this all in-

All of it, all the sin?

Somehow he did it, hear me folks,

For he found the time

And they died.



For many years, city prostitutes-

With short skirts and long boots,

Long hair, short hair, dark skinned and light-

Disappeared without

Any trace.



Some relatives kicked up quite a fuss.

They would rant, they would cuss

They'd beg for investigations

"Go search. Go find them".

Right. Just trash!



Finally things came to quite a head.

Police found a small thread

Joining the disappearances

In Port Coquitlam.

Wild country.



Pig farmer's pig sty yielded a clue

Buried in pig doo doo.

Robert (Willy) Pickton at last

Had been discovered

By police.



Here's the vat where he boiled pigs whole.

What is under this knoll?

They've found a purse and I.D. cards

And they've found a skull-

Not a pig's.



What a sight, police combing each inch-

Count on them, in a pinch.

Sniffer dogs went rooting around

Noses to the ground

In the muck.



"Piggy's Palace" was the real hang-out

Of Willy and bro lout.

Roaring up on their Hog Harley's

They would entertain

Their new "dates".



The place is closed  -notoriety-

And its society.

Greasy balding little Willy-

Fifty two years old-

Is shocked, folks!



Fifty females have disappeared , man,

Over twenty year's span.

Only druggies and hookers though

Low, blow, so, go, Joe

Yeah, that's life.



There is a pig farmer in B.C.

Yeah B.C.. Nice country.

Nasty Willie Pickton lives there

But not for long folks.

Not  for long.


Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is true. The trial is about to begin.

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