Somebody's sitting on my tail
I feel I'm giving birth to a whale
It surely is a whale of a tale
I bet you've never heard of this.
Don't be betting against the house
Whether you're a hero or a louse
Just you stay as quiet as a mouse
And then tune your senses to this.
Rumble down dum and tweedle dee
Just stay as happy as you can be
And so, you be you and I'll be me
For it all boils down to this.
Spin that bottle on its axis
And don't be sending me your faxes
You pay your dues and pay your taxes
It doesn't get better than this.