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Sardonic Wit
Sardonic humour is the accusation
I guess that is not really defamation
Just the resulting huge accumulation
And dissemination of information.
Such debris!
Time to clean the house, empty the attic bare
Let sunlight mingle with that tingling fresh air
Rip up those old memories, smile when they tear
Throw those old boxes of bad news down the stair
Such debris!
Yes, it' s a lot of work- some of it quite hard
A lot of those things I'm still prepared to guard.
Get rid of it all, every last shred and shard
All of it has to go, shove it and discard
Such debris!
It's not something to do in just one day
Although bit by bit seems the indulgent way
Perseverance will prevail, don't let muck stay
Reward is the pleasure of welcome word play
Such debris!
Now my attic's scoured, my house is so clean
There are no words left to tease and self-demeen
You should see it now - a lean humour machine
Although my wit seems halved, it is still quite keen
No debris?
