Yes, I'm the doyenne of the internet;
I sit in regal splendour in my web.
All the others are at my beck and call
I feel each vibration - any and all.
Every touch vibrates along my strong web-
I catch whatever's in my internet.
I dress in black; it seems to suit my moods.
My throne is barely visible to all
I am in touch with everything that moves
I feel, I see, I know, and it behoves
Me to act upon each sensation - all ;
To act my role, I must play out my moods
For I'm the doyenne of the internet
All the bounders and beggars come to me;
Each sticky strand of thread inveigles them
And I'm the one to make or break mayhem.
Don't bother to hope to escape from me!
Enter, at your risk, in my internet.