Nimble Old Johnny, he clung to his head
Trying to stop it from spinning.
Clutching it harder, he grabbed for the wall
And all the time he kept grinning
Like the Cheshire Cat of Wonderland fame
His smile just kept appearing
He was quite a sight,clutching and grabbing,
Conintually leering.
It was just as well the neighbourhood slept
For all people would turn away,
Dogs would bark and run as fast at they could
Even the cats would not stray.
You've been duly warned, you late night people-
Stay away from Henry's Bar!
If nimble Johnny is up to his tricks
His grin's worth more than you are