This list was originally published by author in 2004 and 2000 but was edited in 2022
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Al CoholAl Zheimer Ali O Pathic
Ali Gator Amy Lloyd Plack (Amyloid Plaque)
Angie O'Plasty Anna Cephalic (anacephalic) Anna Phylactic (anaphylactic)
Annie Mosity Arthur Itis Aunti Deluvian Aaron Tethics (errant ethics)
B. L. Zebub* Barrie Truth (bury truth) Barb Edhook (barbed hook) Bea Apathetic Beau Tox (botox) Ben Zene Bill Emia (bilemia) 18 Cal Lous (callous) Candy Mars
Carrie Stooth (caries) Charlie Horse Claude Hopes (clawed hopes) 23
Dan Gerous (dangerous) Deb It (debit) Dee Sturbing (disturbing)
Dean Isle (denial) Delia Tricks (deal ya tricks)
Devlin Detail Di Atribe Dick Tater Doug Wardebt (doug war debt)
Duncan Lard (dunkin lard) Dwight A (dwaita: Sanskrit for duality) 34 Ed Ema (edema)
Eileen Donthepoor Ethel Glycol 36 Foster Greed Forrest Gone Frank N Stein (frankenstein) 39 Gene Mutant Gil Tee (guilty) Gray Gloom 42 Hal Itosis Harry Tick* (heretic)
Helen Abasket (hell in a basket) Henry Ettalamb (ate a lamb) Herb Icide 47 Ima Theef (i'm a thief) Izzy Nuts (is he nuts)
Jack Etless (jacketless) Jay Walk Arrester Jen Ocide (genocide) Jerry Mander (gerrymander)
Jim Crow Jimmy Locks 54 Kay Kaykay (KKK)
Larry Ngitis (laryngitis) Les Security (less security) Lionel Lee (Lyin nellie) Liza Lot (lies a lot)
Lobbyist Tim Burr Lou Kemia (leukemia) Luke Warm Lynn Earthought (linear thought) 62 Marge N Trader (margin trader)
Mark Etfraud (market fraud) Marsha Mallow (marshmallow ... gelatin) Mary Tricious (meretricious) Matt Ador (matador... blood sports) Maud Lin (maudlin)
Meaghan Arcolepsy (mega narcolepsy) Mel Anoma (melanoma)
Michael Roxoff Minnie Value (mini value) Miss Ogynist (misogynist) Mort Al Itty (mortality) 73 Nan Otek Weapons (nanotech) Newt Ragedies (new tragedies) Nick Oteen (nicotine) 76 Ollie Garch (oligarch) Pat Riarchy (patriarchy)
Penny Les Perry Tonitis (peritonitis) Phil Istine* (philistine) Pollie Andry (polyandry) Portia Crook (Porsche) 83 Randy Alfie Ray Pist (rapist) Regis Ide (regicide) Rick Ets (rickets) Rich Purloiner Rob Poor Ron Gway (wrong way)
Rose Glasses
Ruth Les (ruthless) 91 Sal Inity (salinity) Sally Backwards Sam Anella (salmonella) Sandy Shoes
Sarah Dippity Shell Game Si Chotic (psychotic)
Simon Legree Sol Itary (solitary) Stan Dardslow (standards low)
Stu Pidd
Sue Dobucks (pseudo bucks) Sue Nami (tsunami) Sy Anide (cyanide) 103 Terry Behind (tarry behind) Tim Orus (timorous) Tom Ahawkmissile (tomahawk) Truman Bombs Val Iium (valium)
Van Itty Win Notathing
Wolf O'Wits (Wolfowitz)*
Yuri Kacid (uric acid) 114
Notes
Millions are turned off by the 2 major political parties.
Al Cohol Alcohol The GOP has increased the marketing of alcohol to teens and the public on the airwavesAl Zheimer Animal fat and homocysteine in all meat and fish which breaks down
into amyloid plaque are a cause of dementia.
.. The fat and plaque block cerebral arteries blocking brain blood flowAmy Lloyd Plack Amyloid Plaque see above Anna Cephalic Anacephalic Toxins in the environment have increased and so have babies' deformities. Anna Philactic Anaphylactic a sometimes fatal condition caused by toxic medications
such as some vaccines or by some forms of animal product food poisoning e.g. eating coprophagous or waste-eating shellfish
Arthur Itis Arthritis The flesh industry dominated government in league with the multinational pharmaceuticals is censoring news of the relationship between meat and arthritis. Meat's trioxypurine (uric acid or preurine in animal muscle cells) crystallizes in needle shape around the joints and causes pain. Caffein is dioxypurine.. meat's addictive Barb Edhook Barbed Hook The long lines of the fishing industry have killed whales, suffocated dolphins, trapped turtles and suffocated zillions of fish Barrie Truth Bury Truth The corporate media Beau Tox Botox Cal Lous Callous Candy Mars Junk Food the marketing of trash to the most obese children in the world Deb It Debit the highest in history..500 billion the war profiteers are asking for in the next budget as the average American pays $10 a day to support baby burning bombs Dwight A Dwaita Sanskrit word for the illusion of duality Gil Tee Guilty Gray Gloom Depression Antidepressants are actually prodepressants. The FDA
requires they be labeled with a warning because of their correlation to suicidal
and homicidal actions. Yet the FDA refuses to ban them.
The adrenalin in slaughtered animals' flesh, secreted in massive amounts in fright and terror, remains in the flesh causing biochemical fright anger and depression in those eating the meat. Hal Itosis Halitosis The consumption of the blood, ecoli, salmonella, decaying flesh, uric acid in the bodies of dismembered animals causes bad breath Izzy Nuts Is He Nuts? those who bomb Palestinians, steal their land, and
herd them into concentration camps Lou Kemia Leukemia When a chicken has leukemia, it is called leukosis in order to obscure in the consumers' minds the connection between cancer and the eating of a cancer ridden animal. Marsha Mallow Marshmallows Because of the cows' bone derived gelatin in them, can be a source of Mad Cow Mary Tricious Meretricious Lobbyists for oil, lumber, meat, pharmaceuticals, military control our government. http: //www.pcrm.org Matt Ador Matador While Barcelona has banned bullfighting Safari Club contributors kill endangered animals Mel Anoma Melanoma Factory farmed animals develop more cancers than do free roaming animals. Nick Oteen Nicotine More addictive than heroin, nicotine and tobacco companies have provided private jets to Republican congresspersons. Perry TonitisPeritonitis An effect of animal eating.. flesh consumption is still promoted by the USDA Pat Riarchy Patriarchy A handful of token women in positions of power.. as the cause of women's rights has been sold down the river by white males. (NOW has been coopted by military women) Pollie Andry Polyandry Waging violent and unjust wars is a family buster and encourages prostitution. Randy Gonads... eats hormone saturated animal flesh brother to Miss Ogynist and to Ray Pist Ray Pist Rapist While the EU has banned female hormones in milk and meat, hormones which unnaturally stimulate sexual aggression, the Bush administration has been an errand boy for the dairy lobby in schools and everywhere else. Regis Ide Regicide A man and woman are no longer the king and queen of their home castle as long as the GOP pushed Patriot Act is on the books. Rich Purloiner A Rich Purloiner hundreds of millions from the Carlyle Group which backs Republican candidates
and which itself has stolen countless billions from the American people. Rick Ets Rickets Animal flesh, fish flesh, dairy have no vitamin C.. that comes in fruit and prevents rickets. Sam Anella Salmonella One of tens of thousands of toxins in the cadavers called meat. The Republican party is linked to cattle industry. Sandy Pits The leftover of utility and other clearcutters decapitating mountains in WV VA KY OH PA and many other states for coal Si Chotic Psychotic The AG of NY sued Glaxo Smith Kline. Paxil, Prozac and other antidepressants have caused homicidal and suicidal actions. Even the FDA has posted this. Sol Itary Solitary Millions sit alone in abusive, neglectful, filthy nursing homes as money gets siphoned from care of elders to war profiteers Sue Nami Sunami Both duopoly parties' environmental policies have created more instability in the ocean Val Ium Valium Product of one of many drug companies controlling the FDA, CDC, NIH, military etc. Yuri Kacid Uric Acid The preurine in animals' muscle cells .. it is trioxypurine and causes arthritis (Yuri is brother to Arthur Itis)
* Harry Tick's name provided by Heretic of LF ** intended for education and humor, not as an attack on any name, including the author's which is listed above
(B L Zebub and Devlin were provided by JECJ)tentionally mentioned. Her own is.)
Some alternatives to the duopoly
http://greens.org
http://lp.org
http://socialistparty-usa.net/