Duopoly Political Party Convention Delegates List

 

 This list was originally published by author in 2004 and 2000 but was edited in 2022

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Al Cohol
Al Zheimer
Ali O Pathic

Ali Gator
Amy Lloyd Plack (Amyloid Plaque)

Angie O'Plasty
Anna Cephalic  (anacephalic)
Anna Phylactic  (anaphylactic)

Annie Mosity
Arthur Itis
Aunti Deluvian
Aaron Tethics  (errant ethics) 

B. L. Zebub*
Barrie Truth   (bury truth)
Barb Edhook  (barbed hook)
Bea Apathetic
Beau Tox  (botox)
Ben Zene
Bill Emia  (bilemia)  18
Cal Lous   (callous)
Candy Mars

Carrie Stooth (caries)
Charlie Horse
Claude Hopes  (clawed hopes)  23

Dan Gerous   (dangerous)
Deb It   (debit)
Dee Sturbing  (disturbing)

Dean Isle  (denial)
Delia Tricks  (deal ya tricks)

Devlin Detail
Di Atribe
Dick Tater
Doug Wardebt
(doug war debt)

Duncan Lard (dunkin lard)
Dwight A  (dwaita: Sanskrit for duality)  34
Ed Ema   (edema)

Eileen Donthepoor
Ethel Glycol  36
Foster Greed
Forrest Gone
Frank N Stein (frankenstein)  39
Gene Mutant
Gil Tee       (guilty)
Gray Gloom  42
Hal Itosis  
Harry Tick*  (heretic)

Helen Abasket (hell in a basket)
Henry Ettalamb  (ate a lamb)
Herb Icide   47
Ima Theef  (i'm a thief)
Izzy Nuts  (is he nuts)

Jack Etless  (jacketless)
Jay Walk Arrester
Jen Ocide  (genocide)
Jerry Mander  (gerrymander)

Jim Crow
Jimmy Locks  54
Kay Kaykay  (KKK)

Larry Ngitis  (laryngitis)
Les Security  (less security)
Lionel Lee   (Lyin nellie)
Liza Lot  (lies a lot)

Lobbyist Tim Burr
Lou Kemia (leukemia)
Luke Warm
Lynn Earthought  (linear thought)  62
Marge N Trader  (margin trader)

Mark Etfraud  (market fraud)
Marsha Mallow  (marshmallow ... gelatin)
Mary Tricious (meretricious)
Matt Ador (matador... blood sports)
Maud Lin   (maudlin)

Meaghan Arcolepsy (mega narcolepsy)
Mel Anoma (melanoma)

Michael Roxoff
Minnie Value  (mini value)
Miss Ogynist  (misogynist)
Mort Al Itty (mortality)  73
Nan Otek Weapons (nanotech)
Newt Ragedies (new tragedies)
Nick Oteen  (nicotine)  76
Ollie Garch  (oligarch)
Pat Riarchy  (patriarchy)

Penny Les
Perry Tonitis  (peritonitis)
Phil Istine*  (philistine)
Pollie Andry  (polyandry)
Portia Crook (Porsche)   83
Randy Alfie
Ray Pist (rapist)
Regis Ide (regicide)
Rick Ets (rickets)
Rich Purloiner
Rob Poor
Ron Gway (wrong way)

Rose Glasses

Ruth Les (ruthless)  91
Sal Inity  (salinity)
Sally Backwards
Sam Anella (salmonella)
Sandy Shoes

Sarah Dippity
Shell Game
Si Chotic (psychotic)

Simon Legree
Sol Itary  (solitary)
Stan Dardslow (standards low)

Stu Pidd

Sue Dobucks (pseudo bucks)
Sue Nami  (tsunami)
Sy Anide (cyanide)  103
Terry Behind (tarry behind)
Tim Orus  (timorous)
Tom Ahawkmissile  (tomahawk)
Truman Bombs
Val Iium (valium)

Van Itty
Win Notathing

Wolf O'Wits (Wolfowitz)*

Yuri Kacid (uric acid)  114


Notes

Millions are turned off by the 2 major political parties.

Al Cohol Alcohol The GOP has increased the marketing
of alcohol to teens and the public on the airwaves
Al Zheimer  Animal fat and homocysteine in all meat and fish which breaks down

into amyloid plaque are a cause of dementia.

.. The fat and plaque block cerebral arteries blocking brain blood flow
Amy Lloyd Plack     Amyloid Plaque see above
Anna Cephalic Anacephalic Toxins in the environment
have increased and so have babies' deformities.
Anna Philactic Anaphylactic a sometimes fatal condition caused by toxic medications

  such as some vaccines or by some forms of animal product food poisoning
  e.g. eating coprophagous or waste-eating shellfish

Arthur Itis Arthritis The flesh industry dominated government
in league with the multinational pharmaceuticals is censoring
news of the relationship between meat and arthritis.
Meat's trioxypurine (uric acid or preurine in animal muscle
cells) crystallizes in needle shape around the joints and
causes pain. Caffein is dioxypurine.. meat's addictive
Barb Edhook Barbed Hook The long lines of the fishing industry
have killed whales, suffocated dolphins, trapped turtles and suffocated zillions of fish
Barrie Truth Bury Truth The corporate media
Beau Tox Botox
Cal Lous Callous 
Candy Mars Junk Food the marketing of trash to
the most obese children in the world
Deb It Debit the highest in history..500 billion the war profiteers
are asking for in the next budget as the average American
pays $10 a day to support baby burning bombs
Dwight A Dwaita Sanskrit word for the illusion of duality
Gil Tee Guilty
Gray Gloom Depression  Antidepressants are actually prodepressants. The FDA

requires they be labeled with a warning because of their correlation to suicidal

and homicidal actions. Yet the FDA refuses to ban them.

The adrenalin in slaughtered animals' flesh, secreted in massive
amounts in fright and terror, remains in the flesh causing
biochemical fright anger and depression in those eating
the meat.
Hal Itosis Halitosis The consumption of the blood, ecoli,
salmonella, decaying flesh, uric acid in the bodies of dismembered
animals causes bad breath
Izzy Nuts Is He Nuts? those who bomb Palestinians, steal their land, and

  herd them into concentration camps
Lou Kemia Leukemia When a chicken has leukemia, it is
called leukosis in order to obscure in the consumers' minds the connection between cancer and the eating of a cancer
ridden animal.
Marsha Mallow Marshmallows Because of the cows' bone derived
gelatin in them, can be a source of Mad Cow
Mary Tricious Meretricious Lobbyists for oil, lumber, meat,
pharmaceuticals, military control our government.
  http: //www.pcrm.org
Matt Ador Matador While Barcelona has banned bullfighting
  Safari Club contributors kill endangered animals
Mel Anoma Melanoma Factory farmed animals develop more
cancers than do free roaming animals.
Nick Oteen Nicotine More addictive than heroin, nicotine and
tobacco companies have provided private jets to Republican
congresspersons.
Perry Tonitis
Peritonitis An effect of animal eating..
flesh consumption is still promoted by the USDA
Pat Riarchy Patriarchy A handful of token women in positions
of power.. as the cause of women's rights has been sold
down the river by white males. (NOW has been coopted by military women)
Pollie Andry Polyandry Waging violent and unjust wars is
a family buster and encourages prostitution.
Randy Gonads... eats hormone saturated animal flesh
brother to Miss Ogynist and to Ray Pist
Ray Pist Rapist While the EU has banned female hormones
in milk and meat, hormones which unnaturally stimulate
sexual aggression, the Bush administration has been an
errand boy for the dairy lobby in schools and everywhere else.
Regis Ide Regicide A man and woman are no longer the king
and queen of their home castle as long as the GOP pushed
Patriot Act is on the books.
Rich Purloiner A Rich Purloiner
hundreds of millions from the Carlyle Group which backs Republican candidates

and which itself
has stolen countless billions from the American people.
Rick Ets Rickets Animal flesh, fish flesh, dairy have no vitamin
C.. that comes in fruit and prevents rickets.
Sam Anella Salmonella One of tens of thousands of toxins
in the cadavers called meat. The Republican party is linked
to cattle industry.
Sandy Pits The leftover of utility and other clearcutters
decapitating mountains in WV VA KY OH PA and many other
states for coal
Si Chotic Psychotic The AG of NY sued Glaxo Smith Kline.
Paxil, Prozac and other antidepressants have caused homicidal
and suicidal actions. Even the FDA has posted this.
Sol Itary Solitary Millions sit alone in abusive, neglectful,
filthy nursing homes as money gets siphoned from care of
elders to war profiteers
Sue Nami Sunami Both duopoly parties' environmental policies have
created more instability in the ocean
Val Ium Valium Product of one of many drug companies controlling
the FDA, CDC, NIH, military etc.
Yuri Kacid Uric Acid The preurine in animals' muscle cells
.. it is trioxypurine and causes arthritis (Yuri is brother
to Arthur Itis)

* Harry Tick's name provided by Heretic of LF
** intended for education and humor, not as an attack on
any name, including the author's which is listed above

(B L Zebub and Devlin were provided by JECJ)
tentionally mentioned. Her own is.)

 

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