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If 1 is a mouse
and 2 are mice
If 1 is a goose
and 2 are geese
Should more than 1 moose
be called mice?
or meece?

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Animals on whom
people dine..
 all died without
an anodyne.
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Beef jerky.. is it named after the reality that animals quake, shiver, fight and jerk when they are slain.
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The financial interests bet on the
price of pig futures
but everyone knows abbatoir bound pigs have no futures.
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No living animals allowed in the diner
only dead ones on whom to dine
Only their pieces made into dinner.
No bare feet allowed in the
   restaurant
the cooked animals were already
   dehooved

Footnotes:
(to former representatives from
Indianapolis Andrew Jacobs vegetarians
He often spoke in Congress against the
war in Vietnam, and so often said about
the war zone that many eat the meat
but few go to the slaughterhouse, that
he became a vegetarian.)

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News reported that
a fire burning at
least a month in Anchorage was started
when someone threw
a firecracker at a moose.. other weapons
include tranquilizer darts which kill 40 to 50% of their victims
and are very painful