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Shellfish are forbidden
to those who take the
Old Testament literally..
they are a major cause
of food poisoning..
in particular hepatitis..
as they eat the unprocessed
human waste dumped into
the Atlantic by New York
Baltimore etc.
They are coprophagous
(waste eating)
Dr Irving Fisher at Yale
found that vegetarians
can hold their arms
at length 9 times longer
than randomly selected
football players.