The author on NPR read his poem..
about how he prepared a leg of lamb..Did
he kill the baby sheep or delegate that
bloody job to a hitman?
which leg of the lamb?
the front right?
the back left?
Was the lamb a boy or girl?
How old was he or she? Was he or she
ever given a name?
Where did he or she live
such a brief life?
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Footnote: Since NPR was given 200 million $ in stock
in a big meatmongering chain, it has also featured
recipes for preparing the severed legs of wild pigs and
of goats