Einstein's Wife

 

My teacher reported that

Albert Einstein's first wife

was an angry woman who

frequently berated him.

One day she was so irritated

she dumped a bucket of cold

water on his head.

He replied:  normally there

is lightning.. but today

rain also.  He was a vegetarian

except one day a year when

he ate a bite of meat to appease

his wife on a Jewish holy day.

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