he has 5 personalities
i know much too well
indignant to changing
but who can really tell?
the first is sincere
such an open mind
but i usually only see it
after a glass of cheap wine
the second is hostile
i've learned to dodge in time
need i mention that this happens
after a few more sips of wine
the third, he's got incentive
he wants to change the world
he intends to start by curing cancer
through a mere head-cold
the forth is isolated
secluded in a dark room
with pizza and jazz music handy
there's more power to him
the fifth is my favorite
when he loves and adores me
cherishes what i say
he makes pancakes and coffee
asks me if i'm okay
1/5 the time he's the man i love
and for that he fits
just like a glove