I confinscated a rumor
from a habitual liar
it happend to be about you
but i hardly believe that it's true
Somthing about underwear
and burnt apple pie
It did consume my interest
But you know that i'd never pry
But if you wish to talk
I'm always here, you know
I'm all about support
If the story happens to grow
But if you will
Tell me one thing...
Did all of it really happen
Outside of Burger King?