Catapult lemons into my tea
Rebellious colors outside the lines
Apples of all ethnicity
Smiling yellow with the rinds
Eat cake at midnight
And play candyland
Jump rope in mud puddles
Build snowmen out of sand
Actually reaching a rainbow
Skittles as big as your head
Bubbles raining randomly
No bed bugs in your bed
Instead of finding gum under the table
You find a dolor bill
But you spend it on a gumball
That ends up smooshed upon a wall
And when your tongue starts sticking
To the inside of your mouth
You kiss some boy for his spit
And somehow his saliva's enough
Preasure on your temple
From that stupid cowboy hat
Shouldn't have stollen it
From that over-sized cat
Strange childhood memories
Of a closet cyclopes
Games of integrity
Who will be the first to collapse
If only old men wore
Afro toupees
Botox injections for ears
Extreme facial maze
Hold onto an oak tree
Because the world's a bouncy ball
Guffaw at this technology
It's Jerico's next tumbling wall
Your eyes are wet
You swear it's just the rain
And sometimes it's the lyrics
That turn the rabid sane
Write a messege on toilet paper
Roll it down a hill
Oh, bloody murder
You just tripped Jack and Jill
Now that you're confused
I think I should tell you
There's something in your teeth
(And it's kind of a blueberry-blue)