I have the right
to zip it
like a cricket
so i forgot to speak
let it leak
instead i just breathed
hot air
ended up
in an electric chair
being questioned
by a man who doesn't really care
it's just a paycheck
for his pool
filled with drool
won't the mrs be proud
of her handsome coward
monarchy enpowered
i stepped on
the delicate queen's toe
poor woman
screamed like a crow
i plead guilty
but it's not my fault
that i'm influenced by a cult
they discourage piracy
in this free country
there's a law
against that kind of thing
but i notice a smile
on the disapointed king
he thought it was funny
that i stole her majesty's ring...