Have 0.5 MG of Clonazepam when you feel you’re in too deep
And try 0.25 MG of Alprazolam when you find you cannot sleep
Try 100 MG Acetaminophen when those silly aches set in
Don’t forget 50 MG of Sertraline before the episodes begin
Try two cups of coffee to shake of the sleepy haze
Come on you can do it… it is only three more days
So pop yourself some more pills, they are better than a knife
I mean sure, they are addictive, but addictions aren’t for life