The legal drinking age,
A restaurant in New York,
The prong I’m on now
At this particular fork.
Although it does not feel of high import
Outside feedback begs to differ.
In trying to prove a good sport
Such remarks I’ve reconsidered,
Yet try as I might I cannot report
Any real revelations.
I still avoid roads with oil slicks,
Persist in maintaining nervous ticks,
Loathe reality TV in all its forms
And challenge sporadic social norms.
No, it appears in the end I’m still the same,
A tiger in the ring yet very much tame
Since spinning my life into a circus
Is not at all my driving purpose.
I’d rather stay home beneath the covers
Than be juggling a long list of lovers,
Happier to be my own best friend
Than with someone who plays pretend.
Yes, whether 15 or 26,
62 or 38
I’m still that same guy with nervous ticks
You’ve come to appreciate.