What’s my favorite flaw
and the name of my cat?
You know that I write,
but do you know that I sing -
Sondheim, Puccini,
Barry White and Pink?
I chase exotic golden boys,
but deep in my dreams
humble cocky white jocks -
make them fear who I am
and punish who I’m not.
I dress right and vote left,
but swear that “hate crime” laws were written
to suppress freedom of thought
so absurdly sublime
"Queer -" and "Aryan -" Nations
can rally side by side.
Does this sound like the someone
in whom YOU confide?
My razor wit is offset a bit
by spiritual desire -
a fire for God . . .
and although you’re not me
nor meant to be,
don't you want more than a potent Top?
Is there something you cherish
that I can not?
I boast about your beauty,
but envy it too.
Of that I’ve no doubt you are well aware.
So I screw you and screw you
- satisfy your greed -
but I'd try the bottom if you recognized me.