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Father of Lies
The ancient shoes of the fisherman and the heavy gold tiara
Although comfortable, when not worn all day
And all you do is sit and pray.
Were found by some incumbents, a rather loose fit
So they needed lots of paper to pack them out a bit..
These purpose made papers are now free for all
So if the table rocks or your shoe doesn't fit
Take the Liber Pontificalis and tear off a bit
If the hat's too big, but is really fine
Buy it anyway and try a tip of mine,
Line it with the Donation of Constantine
When you've used up the lot and you still need more
Then get yourself a copy of the Pseudo-Isidore.
When later in the summer you attract bad looks and flies
Print the T-shirt:
„That's not my stench, that's the Papal lies!'"'
Now another has resurfaced, it's in circulation still
„A condom will not save you, whereas abstinence will'"'
Which went down rather well
In the countries who for centuries have had their fill
Of the pasty faced missionary with bible and bell
For where sex is all you have in life and all you have to sell,
A short life's one abundance
There the faithfull walk out of the church to the local village dance
Where they find someone and take a chance.
