It was chance, circumstance and a misunderstanding,
That led once to my fall from marital grace.
My knees were burned raw, whilst I laid the new flooring.
It was chance, circumstance and a misunderstanding.
My back was scratched, clearing briars by the mooring!
The condom's foil, found in the car, was her ace,
And calls logged on my phone, from my old-flame's place!
It was chance, circumstance and a misunderstanding,
That led once to my fall from marital grace.