As he stood in his confined space
He was deafened by the water that cascaded his face
He wouldn't let his serenade fall on deaf ears
He sang it loud so that his love would hear
What he lacked in skill he also lacked in shame
He replaced the lyrics with his lover's name
The shower echoed with her annoyed shouts
He'd just reply "this is what love's about!"
Then came the knocking at the door
He just tuned it out and serenaded more
But when the knocking didn't stop
He dried himself off and let the towel drop
He swung the door open with a gung ho force
The sight before him filled him with remorse
It was the most embarrassing experience he'd ever had
As he stood butt naked in front of his lover's dad.