"Overrated"
walking up to you
i can already tell
your presumptions
make your judgment
and tell you whether to buy or sell
i can feel your eyes
looking over me
weighing my looks against
how intelligent i might be
your friends laugh and giggle
point and clown
wondering who's this brave soul
about to get shot down
as i step closer are eyes meet
you smile at me, giving me a glimmer of hope
i'm sweating, trying not to trip
this walk is taking to long, i'm feeling like a dope
already your thinking
about what i want
hi is overrated
this all could be a front
your dressed to kill
beauty from head to toe
i can't help but stare
you wink, as if you know
i'm one table away
this place feels huge
feet feel like concrete
my heart needs refuge
the room is spinning
i'm wondering how i walk straight
contemplating what to say
could i already be to late?
your friends become silent
as i make my approach
i feel 5 inches' tall
like a cockroach
everyone's looking know
i better not mess this up
i'm shaking now
i can hear the plate hit the cup
as i open my mouth
you stop me with a nod
i look down at my crouch
hoping i didn't sprout a rod
your actually looking at the check
i'm holding in my hand
i wish i wasn't your waiter
i wish i was you man
i give you the bill
and set down your tea
i start to turn around
when i feel you grab ahold of me
i spin around fast
hoping that you ask
for my number
i'd love to live your past
but your just ready to pay
you hand me back the bill
and all my sputtering mouth could say
was "have a nice day"
i walk back to the kitchen
and sit down at the break table
hating myself for not talking to you
back to porn on cable
as i fool around with the check
i notice writing on the back
omg, its your name and number
i smile and add it to my stack
meeting people's overrated
its all in the act
i just might call you
if you get in the sack
this was a bored poem joke......
please respond ladies
lol
rayj
lol, really good poem, it made me laugh
Hey you uncanny, the ladies really miss not going thru this. You reminded me of my days working in 5 star hotels! You bring me in smiles.
Take care