My beloved wife didn't have one baby, she had five instead.

I should've used a condom that night when we were in bed.

Everybody says that my babies are a wonderful gift and that I've been blessed.

But when I saw the hospital bill after they were born, I became seriously depressed.

I don't see any peace at home, my babies sure do know how to cry.

They've drank so much milk that they've sucked my wife's tits dry.

My wife wants them to get a good education so that they'll gain knowledge.

But I'll have to hold down four jobs just to be able to send them to college.

I love all of my five babies but I don't like the situation that I'm in.

I'm going to scream because I just learned that she's pregnant again.

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