Large breasts

When it came to chesty women, I was obsessed.

I wanted a woman who had large breasts.

Now I'm 75 years old and I have something to confess.

I am an old man and I've grown large breasts.

These aren't the kind of boobs that people want to caress.

I put on a 38D bra when I get dressed.

People stare at these big hooters that I've grown.

I no longer need a busty lady because I have big breasts of my own.

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THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

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kj1's picture

Sounds like limerick and was fun and funny to read. :)