My friend invited me to the beach to watch him surf.
But unfortunately a shark decided to invade his turf.
It bit off the bottom of my friend's leg and then part of his arm.
I had to stop it before it could do anymore harm.
I was carrying a 44 magnum and I aimed it at the shark's head.
I pulled the trigger and shot it dead.
My buddy was grateful because I saved his skin.
But sadly he'll never be able to surf again.