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Counting pennies
I have thirty large jars that are filled with pennies.
But when I try to buy things with them, the salesclerks aren't pleased.
They say they don't like counting thousands of pennies but I tell them to do it anyway.
They usually hit me upside my head and that really ruins my day.
I found a clerk who would count them but the guy behind me said he was getting tired of having to wait.
I told him to kiss my ass and that was a huge mistake.
He beat me senseless and you should've heard all of the cuss words he said.
Then he took one of the jars and crammed it over my head.
I got the hell beat out of me because I was rude.
Now I'm in the hospital with no teeth and I have to gum my food.
