I'm a dumb dentist

Last year I graduated from dentistry school.

But no amount of education can change a fool.

My time as a dentist was very brief.

A man came to me and asked me to pull one of his teeth.

I wasn't sure which tooth to pull so I pulled them all.

When he came to, he beat me so bad that I couldn't walk, I had to crawl.

That was the one and only customer I had.

When it comes to dentistry, I'm pretty bad.

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This is a fictional poem

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Teytonon's picture

This poem reminds me..

This poem reminds me of the time I attended my nephew's engagement party which took place in my brother's home. I was sitting on the couch chatting with some other guests when my brother approaches and says 'I'd like to introduce you to Dr Miller'. I start to get up to shake his hand but my brother says 'Don't get up. He's only a dentist'. Thanks for posting.

Frer Jack's picture

hey u wats hapening here i am in the last year in dentistry i think about it 2.....i mean is right big mistake that the 1 cant modify him self plz answer me