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You don't want to go to Hell
One day while climbing a mountain, I fell.
I died and went to Hell.
At first I thought things were well
because the Devil told me that people no longer burn in Hell.
Satan told me that I shouldn't be relieved.
He said people no longer burn but now they're tortured by TV.
Take it from me, you don't want to go to Hell.
Satan tortures me by eternally forcing me to watch Dawson's creek and Saved by the bell.
