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So easy a caveman can do it V
Eversince I was a furry kid, I've looked up women's skirts.
They've always greeted me with a fart and a squirt.
On the end of my hairy genitalia is a tick.
It's the only thing that will suck my dick.
I've said that I had human women but I lied.
Their inability to love me has left me ungratified.
Geico Dot Com said that I should treat women better.
If I could write, I'd send them a nasty letter.
Just because I club women, none of them will agree to be my bride.
I've got a million hickies because I use the vacuum to suck the fleas off my hide.
Now I'm being sued for sexual harassment by a woman named Jenny.
Perhaps what makes me so bad is the animal in me.
