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That damn cream!!!
I made a mistake when I bought a jar of cream from my idiot nephew.
It was supposed to enlarge my penis but it didn't do what it was supposed to.
It ate off my wiener and this is very bad.
I no longer have the penis that I had.
I had three girlfriends and now I've lost all of them.
I'm going to kick my nephew's ass when I get a hold of him.
I'm so mad that I've become deranged.
Now I'm more of a woman than a man so I'll have to have a sex change.
I originally was going to..
I originally was going to say how sorry I was that the cream you purchased ate your penis. I was happy to see the Author's Note that it didn't really happen. None of that stuff works anyway. I've tried them all. Once I was so disgusted I flushed the cream and tube down the toilet. But the next day I discovered the toilet grew to twice its size! I couldn't even get in the bathroom, had to call the plumber. What a mess. Thanks for sharing.