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That damn cream!!!
I made a mistake when I bought a jar of cream from my idiot nephew.
It was supposed to enlarge my penis but it didn't do what it was supposed to.
It ate off my wiener and this is very bad.
I no longer have the penis that I had.
I had three girlfriends and now I've lost all of them.
I'm going to kick my nephew's ass when I get a hold of him.
I'm so mad that I've become deranged.
Now I'm more of a woman than a man so I'll have to have a sex change.
